I don't know you but your face is familiar

I don't know you but it feels like coming home

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Lady on the bus next to me:
Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
Little boy:
I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
Lady:
And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
Boy:
It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
Lady:
Do you want to be a Sith?
Boy:
No! I am Obi-Wan!

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99% of my brain:
Benedict is working so hard right now, and I don't want him to get sick, so the ice bucket challenge can wait. He'll donate anyway, and that's the point.
1% of my brain:
Young man, unless you are filming the naked scenes of a Christmas Special called "John and Sherlock Make a Porno," you'd better strip down to a thin, white T-shirt and get doused this very second.

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playbills-and-ticket-stubs:

Playbills-and-ticket-stubs so very Heathers playbill giveaway!

So I was lucky enough to see Heathers the musical and got extra copies for our lovely fans because we hit 100 followers!
We have 3 signed playbills and 4 not signed.

There will be 7 lucky winners!

Rules:
Reblogs only.
Must follow playbills-and-ticket-stubs
Reblog as much as you want!
Have fun because this contest is for you!

We will be putting the URLs on paper in a hat (super old school over here)

Deadline is August 8th!

(via all-fades-away)

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playbills-and-ticket-stubs:

Playbills-and-ticket-stubs so very Heathers playbill giveaway!

So I was lucky enough to see Heathers the musical and got extra copies for our lovely fans because we hit 100 followers!
We have 3 signed playbills and 4 not signed.

There will be 7 lucky winners!

Rules:
Reblogs only.
Must follow playbills-and-ticket-stubs
Reblog as much as you want!
Have fun because this contest is for you!

We will be putting the URLs on paper in a hat (super old school over here)

Deadline is August 8th!

(via playbills-and-ticket-stubs)

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tipthewaiter:

65 - A Parks & Rec Tip the Waiter Special! 

The past couple weeks, I’ve been leaving these as tips at various coffee shops I’ve been visiting. Started with Ron Swanson (which I’m reposting here, just to complete the set) and just snowballed from there! The baristas seem to enjoy them, even if they’ve mostly never seen the show (shame on them!), so maybe I’ll keep on going, just so I can get to Anne and Gary/Jerry/Larry and round out the gang!

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"children"

hotel-job:

GUEST: What room should we book? We have four adults and four (does air quotes) “children.”

(I’m assuming she did airquotes because she’s not sure what we consider the age cutoff for children, but it’s also possible that they carry around four potatoes with faces drawn on that they take care of and love very much??)

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seussian:



#Please use fan fiction responsibly#do not read while operating heavy machinery#side effects for fanfiction include:#difficulty distinguishing fanon from canon#spontanious smushing of names#inability to read fluff in public without making goofy faces#death of feels#and is a gateway to further fannish involvement#ask your doctor if you are already taking fanvids or meta#not suitable for those prone to shipwars


THOSE TAGS!!

seussian:

(Source: lost-it-all-forever, via moiyoko)